I Hate Bass Fishing!

Given the choice of choosing between bass fishingspinner baits and worms. Then you have worms
and watching old game show reruns on TV, I'min just about every size, shape and color
afraid I would have to select the latter as mycombinations you could ever possibly imagine. In
entertainment for the week! My tastes in anglingthis category you also have lizards, grubs, shads,
run toward those species that are more eager tocrawfish, mice and frogs, all in squeezably soft
be caughtthan the wily bass. I like to dangle myplastic. I'm not bass socially correct because I still
bait in the water and let a hungry fish drift by anduse minnows!
grab it; nothing much more energetic than that!Just buying bait can be a traumatic experience. I
Before you can do anything about bass fishing,never like to engage in unnecessary thinking and
you have to have a boat. This type of fishingthoughts about having to choose among the
seems to operate on the premise that if you canthousands of lures available are making me crazy!
see them, they can see you and they won't bite.Fishing clothes are a different matter entirely.
This makes fishing from shore impossible; youGone are the days when you would see a bass
have to sneak up on them from the middle ofboat with a couple of guys in T-shirts and denim
the river or lake. Unless you have a boat, youcutoffs tossing a lure near a tree stump. Today's
can't really call yourself a bass fisherman!fashionable fisherman will be wearing a fishing shirt
Purchasing a boat and motor is not an easy job.with large pockets on the front of the shirt and
First of all the prices that are being charged forwith epaulets on the shoulders. The shirt would
new bass boats are astonishing! My first housecome in a variety of colors, from peach to
didn't cost nearly as much as a decent boat costscanary yellow.
today. Once you recover from sticker shock andRegular shorts won't work anymore. Bass
you buy a boat and motor, it will have to befishermen of today must wear nylon fishing
outfitted with a trolling motor, depth finder, andshorts, with cargo pockets to carry nutrition bars
other incidentals you really need to hunt down theand powdered drink mixes to pour into their
elusive bass.bottled water. The bottoms of the shorts are
When I'm on the lake or beach, I expect my fishmade of nylon mesh in case the wearer is thrown
to bite the bait I throw at them. Mostly I justout of the boat and has to swim for his life. If
watch the bobber dancing on the water and waitthat occurs he'll be suitably attired when he is
until it goes under. That is not the case with bassdragged out of the water by rescuers.
fishing aficionados. You have to have a largeOther considerations for the bass fisherman are
variety of lures in your tackle box if you're goinghis choice of rods and reels and fishing line. Bass
to fill up the deep well in your brand new boat.rods come in a variety of categories; flipping rods,
Selecting the right type of bait not only isjerk rods, short rods and long rods. Reels suitable
necessary; it's expensive!for bass fishing also come in different models. To
If you troll around the lake with a minnow andmake sure you have the right one, you should
hook, you're not considered a real bass fisherman.buy one of each and have them outfitted and
Unless your tackle box contains at least a couplestored on your boat. Whether you catch anything
of hundred dollars of bass lures, you're not aor not, you'll impress other fishermen when you
member of the club. I fully suspect that most ofmeet them on the water.
these lures catch more fishermen than fish.By nature I'm a simple man and bass fishing has
Picking the right lure is a chore when there are sobecome too complicated for me. I'll just doze
many to choose from. There are swim baits,underneath a shade tree and wait for a fish to
crank baits, jerk baits, twitch baits, slash baits,tug on the line tied to my big toe.