| It's 1:11 a.m... Do You Know Where Your
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| | outside) turning into a three month
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| Fishing Boat Is?It's 1:11 a.m.I am not
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| | reconstruction of both my boat and bank
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| sure I have ever been awake at 1:11
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| | account, I think I am having anxiety about
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| a.m.!Now before you scoff and think, "what
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| | using it.It's too.... well....it's too
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| is this guy, some kind of Benjamin
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| | nice!(The boat-not the bank
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| Franklin, early to bed,early to
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| | account.)Before the sanding, grinding,
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| rise,blah,blah blah, guy....."Let me
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| | replacing of floor boards,new gluv-it,new
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| clarify that I have been awake beyond 1:11
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| | rubber,new winch rope, new inside surface
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| a.m. on numerous occasions.Why just the
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| | painting, multi- toned metallic outside
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| other day, I was wandering around the
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| | finish,and repainting and wiring of my
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| house stepping on dog squeak toys,banging
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| | trailer....It was just a boat.Now, it's
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| into walls searching for Tums in the
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| | some kind of showpiece. I'M AFRAID TO USE
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| dark,trying not to awaken any other
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| | IT!!I was planning on taking it fishing
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| inhabitants of the Klott household.Of
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| | tomorrow, but I am afraid to put any
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| course by the time I had emptied all
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| | scratches or dents on it.The thought of
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| medicine cabinets, all kitchen cabinets,
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| | fish slime and shrimp oil on my freshly
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| and turned on every light switch in the
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| | painted Zolatone interior has me tossing,
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| house in my futile quest for "the #4
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| | turning, and freaking out over some late
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| combination plate revenge" relief, I had
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| | night 111 digital breadstick message.The
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| plenty of company and the usual "here it
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| | worst thing is that I may not be done with
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| is right in front of your face", in the
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| | my nautical spending spree yet.Now, the
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| first place I had started my 2:00 a.m.
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| | oars look old,the old Evinrude boat motor
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| prowl.But I digress.My point here, if
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| | is hideous, the tires and wheels seem
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| there is to be a point, is that I am not
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| | ancient, and my TRUCK? Well, I am ashamed
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| sure I have ever seen the "digital clock"
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| | to pull it with that old 2002
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| at 1:11 a.m.It's just weird looking.It
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| | clunker!!Heck, even my house looks in dis
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| wasn't alarming, like every time my
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| | repair next to that boat.I have no room in
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| calculator spits out a 666 and I think I
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| | the garage for it, so I will probably have
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| am possessed,or earlier this year when I
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| | to build a garage for it, or pay for
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| glanced at the clock when it was 1:23 on
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| | covered storage somewhere.I may lose
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| the fifth day of the fourth month of the
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| | another three months to home
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| sixth year.....that's 1:23 on 4/5/6 for
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| | reconstruction!!I just looked out the
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| all you Rain Man fans out there.....No, it
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| | window, and it is still there, shiny and
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| was just weird.Now to the fishing
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| | bright.Maybe, if I slip out and drive it
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| part.This post midnight toss and turn
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| | to some vacant field and abandon it, I can
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| session was brought on by my constant
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| | still save my summer fishing adventures,
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| worry about my newly painted and "spruced
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| | or perhaps I will just go outside and
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| up" driftboat. Yes, if you follow these
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| | start denting and scratching it with a
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| articles, and if you do --YOU need help--
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| | hammer.So please heed my warning here and
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| you will remember that I have been nursing
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| | think twice before you take your beloved
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| what was diagnosed as a torn rotator
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| | fishing boat and turn it into some
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| cuff.Since my winter steelhead fishing
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| | unrecognizable glamourous showpiece.I can
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| season was in the tank , due to my bad
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| | never live up to it's expectations.And if
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| wing, I decided it was the perfect time to
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| | you happen to be in my neighborhood, be
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| repaint my boat. Well, actually my good
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| | sure to throw some mud and a few fish guts
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| buddy Gregorio did most of the work, but I
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| | on it.That way, I can get back to
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| made a great supervisor and held a sander
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| | sleep......A.J. KlottAuthor, writer of
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| every now and then.It is now finished.(The
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| | fishing humor, and "fly tack" peddler.A.J.
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| boat-not the rotator cuff.)Aside from the
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| | writes about the people,characters and
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| fact, that what I thought would be a
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| | modern day events that surround the
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| simple little weekend project, (do a
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| | fishing world. His first book is due out
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| little sanding throw a little paint on the
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| | in December of 2005.
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