It's 1:11 a.m... Do You Know Where Your Fishing Boat Is?

It's 1:11 a.m... Do You Know Where Your Fishingoutside) turning into a three month reconstruction
Boat Is?It's 1:11 a.m.I am not sure I have everof both my boat and bank account, I think I am
been awake at 1:11 a.m.!Now before you scoffhaving anxiety about using it.It's too.... well....it's too
and think, "what is this guy, some kind ofnice!(The boat-not the bank account.)Before the
Benjamin Franklin, early to bed,early tosanding, grinding, replacing of floor boards,new
rise,blah,blah blah, guy....."Let me clarify that I havegluv-it,new rubber,new winch rope, new inside
been awake beyond 1:11 a.m. on numeroussurface painting, multi- toned metallic outside
occasions.Why just the other day, I wasfinish,and repainting and wiring of my trailer....It was
wandering around the house stepping on dogjust a boat.Now, it's some kind of showpiece. I'M
squeak toys,banging into walls searching for TumsAFRAID TO USE IT!!I was planning on taking it
in the dark,trying not to awaken any otherfishing tomorrow, but I am afraid to put any
inhabitants of the Klott household.Of course byscratches or dents on it.The thought of fish slime
the time I had emptied all medicine cabinets, alland shrimp oil on my freshly painted Zolatone
kitchen cabinets, and turned on every light switchinterior has me tossing, turning, and freaking out
in the house in my futile quest for "the #4over some late night 111 digital breadstick
combination plate revenge" relief, I had plenty ofmessage.The worst thing is that I may not be
company and the usual "here it is right in front ofdone with my nautical spending spree yet.Now,
your face", in the first place I had started mythe oars look old,the old Evinrude boat motor is
2:00 a.m. prowl.But I digress.My point here, if therehideous, the tires and wheels seem ancient, and
is to be a point, is that I am not sure I have evermy TRUCK? Well, I am ashamed to pull it with
seen the "digital clock" at 1:11 a.m.It's just weirdthat old 2002 clunker!!Heck, even my house looks
looking.It wasn't alarming, like every time myin dis repair next to that boat.I have no room in
calculator spits out a 666 and I think I amthe garage for it, so I will probably have to build a
possessed,or earlier this year when I glanced atgarage for it, or pay for covered storage
the clock when it was 1:23 on the fifth day of thesomewhere.I may lose another three months to
fourth month of the sixth year.....that's 1:23 on 4/5home reconstruction!!I just looked out the window,
6 for all you Rain Man fans out there.....No, it wasand it is still there, shiny and bright.Maybe, if I slip
just weird.Now to the fishing part.This postout and drive it to some vacant field and abandon
midnight toss and turn session was brought on byit, I can still save my summer fishing adventures,
my constant worry about my newly painted andor perhaps I will just go outside and start denting
"spruced up" driftboat. Yes, if you follow theseand scratching it with a hammer.So please heed
articles, and if you do --YOU need help-- you willmy warning here and think twice before you take
remember that I have been nursing what wasyour beloved fishing boat and turn it into some
diagnosed as a torn rotator cuff.Since my winterunrecognizable glamourous showpiece.I can never
steelhead fishing season was in the tank , due tolive up to it's expectations.And if you happen to
my bad wing, I decided it was the perfect timebe in my neighborhood, be sure to throw some
to repaint my boat. Well, actually my good buddymud and a few fish guts on it.That way, I can get
Gregorio did most of the work, but I made aback to sleep......A.J. KlottAuthor, writer of fishing
great supervisor and held a sander every nowhumor, and "fly tack" peddler.A.J. writes about the
and then.It is now finished.(The boat-not thepeople,characters and modern day events that
rotator cuff.)Aside from the fact, that what Isurround the fishing world. His first book is due
thought would be a simple little weekend project,out in December of 2005.
(do a little sanding throw a little paint on the